oulfis:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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tvckingtons:

MAKE ME CHOOSE:
↳ anon asked - carolina or tex

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

allofthefeelings:

In Marvel fandom we don’t say “I love you”, we hug you uncomfortably long and whisper “Hail HYDRA,” which roughly translates to “I joined a group that splintered off from the Nazis for being too radical just to be close to you.” I think that’s more creepy than beautiful, but whatever works for you, I guess.

thewinterfrostgiant:

how to seduce a boy:

Step 1: look deep into his eyes

Step 2: smile a little

Step 3: bite your lip

Step 4: lean in so your lips are right next to his ear

Step 5: “heil hydra”

pufferfishh:

robespierrean:

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

is deadpool even a real comic

My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”

castielandmoriarty:

"What makes a story work? Is it the plot? The characters? The text? The subtext? And who gives the story meaning? Is it the writer? Or you? Tonight I thought I would tell you a little story, and let you decide.” - Supernatural Metatron

that douchebag gave me fucking shivers aknowledging me like that

(Source: analasshby)

frayland:

literally the most badass moment in the history of animated film

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably